Life time calling recognized at Bird Camp!

It is now clear in my mind that had I joined the military (and perhaps I still should after my display of potato gun accuracy), I would look like these dudes!














Or perhaps, these dudes!

Emperical Evidence to Support Scotch Consumption

Master Swiller Sans Interval writes to inquire whether there is any empirical basis for selection of negative BSI control measures. Certainly, we have annually endeavored to gather such empirical evidence through mass experimentation, and while we should receive high marks for initiative, I cannot seem to recall the results of a single test. We will just have to try again following the opening ceremonies.

Speaking of which, I am given to understand that an earlier post concerning the Ceremonial Cracking of the First Beer caused some confusion, specifically regarding the impossibility of forfeiting of your Minority Victim Class (MVC) status. Rest assured that even if your MVC grows in to a formidable mob large enough to constitute a majority of voters, it does not mean that you have to give up your minority heritage and all rights attendant thereto. Perhaps the following testimony can clear things up a bit.

Pre-Camp Calisthenics

We all recognize the importance of basic camp drills to get our dogs ready for camp, but we may have overlooked the importance of getting ourselves prepared to fully enjoy bird camp. With this in mind, I offer an exercise to tune-up our sophomoric wit for camp. To get ready, simply meditate on the following hunting scene and offer your own caption in the comments section.