1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, Floor

Importance of the optimal beer drinking temperature (BDT) has been previously discussed, at length, but new evidence supports the previous caution issued against willy-nilly choosing of beer substitutes when approaching the a negative beer swelling interval (BSI) on the low side. Again, Buck Shot recommends sticking with the tried and true substitute, single malt scotch.

The 50mm Cannon Alternative

Here’s a shootin’ iron (or PVC in this case) that you may have overlooked. As shown here, Jon demonstrates to Mankind that for maximum sexual appeal, the potato should be stuffed in the front of his pants, rather than the back.




(Woody also demonstrates how a good hunting buddy will play along as though you where holding a real hunting weapon rather than some ridiculously oversized cannon.)

Fire Power

Doug Asks:

I'm thinking about buying a suitable shotgun instead of lugging around the old Berretta Goose Cannon I usually use. Any recommendations?

Indeed, it is difficult to swing a goose harvester on a Thunder Chicken doing Mach II through the aspens, a situation that often results in a "behind shot" as illustrated below.


Buck Shot recommends:

Something short (26" barrel).
20 ga. is enough fire power and you should be able to get "bullets" at any K-Mart.
Shoulder it few times to see if you like the balance.
Then after that, start shucking out $$$ until it is as light as you like it.

Beer Drinkers Trouble Shooting Guide

Scott writes to offer a nifty Beer Trouble Shooting Guide.

Looks like a clear sign of a miss spent youth to me.

Passing of a Comrade

Woody pasted into Dog Heaven this fall (pictured below).



Not to fear though. jan says we can borrow his K-Car car alarm if we're short on dogs.