Top Ten Reasons to Hunt Doves in Michigan

10 As migrant birds, they do the work that local game birds just won’t do.
9 They ask too many questions
8 They mate for life; death is their only way out
7 They are so small they won’t wear out your retriever
6 Alfred Hitchcock understood the menace they represented
5 They divert water from the Great Lakes to Texas when they migrate south
4 They are totally organic
3 Multiple hunters can shoot at a single bird at one time
2 They taste like chicken
1 If you shoot enough of them, you can make a good bate pile for bear