Provisions

Master Swiller Sans Interval inquires whether the “cottage” is well equipped. Indeed it is.

Pots were redeployed from drip control to fulfill their proper destiny in the kitchen; however, the mushroom crop and associated compost was decimated during reconstruction. Bring your own mushrooms.

The coffee demand may outpace supply so additional provision in this area is well advised. On a related note, the coffee cups no longer sport their former patina. If you want a cup with coffee-meat coating, you’ll have to bring your own.

Also please note that the fire ring as been expanded from white-man size to albino. Anyone attempting to jump the campfire would be well advised to make provisions for a chiropractor AND traction. But, since this display of manhood is clearly beyond the capabilities of any man, we shouldn’t have to plan for this contingency. I mean, come on, no one would even attempt it. It can’t be done. By anyone. Really. I’m not even daring you. I ‘m just saying.

And finally, no one should have apprehension over staying all day Saturday (I’m looking at you Gains) because the U of M game should be available on flat screen in high-def digital broadcast. That is, unless Obummer retroactively extends the conversion date for digital broadcasting.