World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting,
and played golf a lot and did whatever he wanted whenever he
wanted.

The end.

Editor’s Note:

The above Fairy Tale and accompanying instructional video were provided by Scott. As you will notice in the video, some people just hear what they want to hear, which explains why some women are so easily offended.